Sorry for the delay folks, I know you've been waiting with baited mice for the next installment. My computer has been having its intimmers inspected, and while it doesn't work particularly well here, it performed beautifully for its technician. Bit like the children really- angels in public, youdontwanttoknow at home. At least some of the time. So I have been offline for a few days, and I have to stand up and admit "My name is Smat and I am an internet and email addict". It was awful!
I've also been particularly busy with some accounts work, which has mainly involved emailing people to tell them they have no systems and procedures in place. The new bank manager-to-be has had some extra time off over New Year and can't see me until Monday, mostly everyone has said "oh well actually, we just do all this stuff, we don't really know why" and I've been turned down on my offer of embezzeling the money and running off to Greece for 6 months. Although Greece is not the ideal destination because of the extradition laws, and not having ever actually met M., she might not be my type anyway.