Smat vs the digestive biscuits - let battle commence
No, I'm not going to let the digestives beat me because I am the adult in the relationship, and they are going to stay in the biscuit box where they can taunt me as much as they like. I don't care because I am going to be a size 12 whether they like it or not. Hah!
posted by Smat @ 11:11 AM
4 Comments:
At 1:23 PM,
Fuckkit said…
It's ok, the calories don't count if no one else knows you ate it...
At 7:48 AM,
Smat said…
that's OK then cos it's only you and I who know about it - promise you won't tell? (hello and welcome by the way)
At 8:52 AM,
surly girl said…
you were in my dream last night, smat. well, sort of. you'd written a letter to Chat magazine regarding some parenting issue or other and i was Very Impressed.
At 1:47 PM,
Smat said…
that's a bit scary really, not the writing a letter to a magazine bit, but the being in your dream. Was it a sensible letter, or a "let's take the mickey out of hwo pathetic a parent she is" letter?
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