20 things you might not know about me

Thanks surly girl - does this mean I have proper blogging friends then? Woohoo.
OK, here goes:
1. I can't spell tommorrow, and have never been able to.
2. I worry that people don't like me.
3. I invented a professor in my History A level exam.
4. I have two and a half A levels (see no 3).
5. A long time ago I abandoned Patroclus to drown in a ditch. She survived (fortunately).
6. I've always wanted ballet lessons, but never had any.
7. I've never watched an episode of Sex in the City.
8. I really really want to crochet the Lorenz manifold. I don't understand it, but I want it.
9. I used to be totally and utterly obsessed with Liam from the Hot House Flowers.
10. I like girly pop music.
11. Mornings don't agree with me.
12. Wine and cider do agree with me (but not at the same time). That might explain no 11.
13. I haven't been to the gym in the past 18 months despite paying a monthly subscription.
14. Mr Smat won't buy me an eternity ring - he says it just feels like an eternity.
15. It's very easy to make me blush.
16. When I was little I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up.
17. I still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.
18. Plaster casts of my teeth are in a dentistry museum in London.
19. Garages scare me.
20. Writing this list has taken me over an hour.