Sorry, no gossip!

I've had my knuckles rapped because there hasn't been any gossip on here, but that's becasue there hasn't been much gossip to report. I haven't heard of anyone doing anything scandalous (or even remotely interesting) for ages now, so I might just have to start making it all up.
But before that, I have two stressful things to do:
1. High level meeting with top medical consultants where I have to pretend to be an efficient businesswoman (in this heat, you are joking!); and
2. Brownie Sleepover with some VERY annoying children. Perfect Child (DD2) obviously excepted from that category.
So think of me, struggling into London tomorrow morning, back out again in the afternoon, and trying to get 18 over-excited squealing girlies to go to sleep tomorrow night. I'll have earned some of my rather nice rose from Virgin Wines by Saturday night (not that I'l be having a curry or anything now that I've started back on the Atkins Diet again).

Hot Hot Hot

not just a fantastic Cure track, but how I'm feeling at the moment. For the second day running it's 35 degrees in the garden, and I'm suffering. As is DD3 who complained earlier about her face being "soggy" and would I sort it out please? Minor complaint though compared to the bumped bottom she got when she fell off the trampoline - yes I did read the instructions which said "Not suitable for children under 6", but hey, who ever pays attention to those kind of guidelines?
Bad Smat, no Mummy Points for you today.